You're So Like a Rose
lizemeddings:


even a sad ghost can’t be sad all of the time.

lizemeddings:

even a sad ghost can’t be sad all of the time.

I’m really bad at health

I had to go to the doctor and get violated today. That was bad enough.  I most likely have annoying, but not life-threatening issues with all of that, and have to get more fucking tests done. Whatever. Fuck you, reproductive organs.

But that’s not all! Remember that time I was severely deficient in Vitamin D? That was discovered 2 years ago. I didn’t do the follow up bloodwork once I finished the super high dose vitamin D and started on the OTC regimen, because I really fucking hate getting my blood taken from me.

My doctor decided to be a good doctor or whatever, and ordered another test when she saw me today. The lab is literally across the hall from her office, and requires no appointment. I convinced myself it wouldn’t be so bad, and that I wouldn’t have to dread it and come back at another time if I just sucked it up an did it then. It was all good… or so I told myself, until they took my blood.

I did the usual cringing and not looking bit, but that didn’t avert my nervous system’s bullshit. The guy asked me to hold onto the gauze blob once he finished taking my blood, and I did it without looking. He started to laugh at me, until he realized I was sweating profusely, losing whatever color was left in my face, and managed to say “I’m really dizzy. No, no no. Oh shit.” Cue sudden nausea, loss of vision, loss of hearing, and total weakness!

I woke up to two technicians holding my legs up, and the tech who drew my blood smashing an ice pack into my forehead. They congratulated me for waking up in time, because they were about to put me on the floor.

Then I had to stay there forever because my blood pressure wouldn’t go back up, even after they put me in the reclining chair and gave me nearly 20 ounces of water.

What I’m trying to say is this: I really suck at being healthy and therefore at avoiding stupid shit like blood tests.

themobilemovement:

NCAA March Madness. 

Why do I like this so much? I don’t give half a shit about college sports.

themobilemovement:

NCAA March Madness. 

Why do I like this so much? I don’t give half a shit about college sports.

bunnyfood:

(via megustamemes)
bunnyfood:

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nickholmes:
He’s reading her a scary story.  Probably. 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

nickholmes:

He’s reading her a scary story.  Probably. 

pinupdaysvintagenights:

I like my money right where I can see it - hanging in my closet. 👗🎀🍒

pinupdaysvintagenights:

I like my money right where I can see it - hanging in my closet. 👗🎀🍒

venomousserpent:

illuminations-on-a-rainy-day:

dynameis:

zombiekunoichi:

lostsplendor:

Infanta Winter Coat by www.qutieland.com

I need to keep reblogging this hot piece of clothing. ohgod. One day I swear.

want forever

Oh my, the sound I just made. 

Oh my :D